These are ten reasons why you should never ever tell a woman your secrets. All these ten items have been expertized don’t make fun of them!
1- THEY ARE WOMEN!
2- They first talk and then think!
3- They sell their whole body for a diamond, including what’s in their mind!
4- When they get drunk, the first thing they do is revealing exact details of their last 48 hours conversations for the nearest person to them.
5- A secret only stays for 24 hours in classified level of their mind, and then it slips to “let’s say it” level!
6- During orgasm they squirt random information from their brain!
7- Two things they do when they panic: A)They piss B)They piss on your secrets
8- When they are in their period they do everything not to pick on them.
9- You can’t squeeze a pecan into a pot!
10- Do I have to mention this again? THEY ARE WOMEN!!!!!
