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10 reasons not to tell women your secrets

These are ten reasons why you should never ever tell a woman your secrets. All these ten items have been expertized don’t make fun of them!

1-      THEY ARE WOMEN!

2-      They first talk and then think!

3-      They sell their whole body for a diamond, including what’s in their mind!

4-      When they get drunk, the first thing they do is revealing exact details of their last 48 hours conversations for the nearest person to them.

5-      A secret only stays for 24 hours in classified level of their mind, and then it slips to “let’s say it” level!

6-      During orgasm they squirt random information from their brain!

7-      Two things they do when they panic: A)They piss    B)They piss on your secrets

8-      When they are in their period they do everything not to pick on them.

9-      You can’t squeeze a pecan into a pot!

10-   Do I have to mention this again? THEY ARE WOMEN!!!!!